"I chimp, therefore I am."

mikemikev facts
  • He's a ten-foot tall beast man who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
  • Did I ever tell you about the time Mikemikev went hunting? Well anyway, he decides he's gonna hunt down all four Members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
  • We once had a bachelor party for Mad Mike. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
  • He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
  • Mike-mike got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.
  • Did I ever tell you about the time Coombs was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, he chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
  • Mikemikev named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
  • Mad Mike's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.
  • He once gave a handjob to a manta ray.
  • You know he sheds his skin once a year, right?
  • I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.
  • Did I ever tell you about the time Mikemikev and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, he throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it? - my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Mike decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle!! So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, "Don't shoot him, hes a human!"
  • He jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
  • He uses the Shroud of Turin as a beach towel.
  • He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  • His first name is actually Fuggin'.
  • He once had sex with a cigarette machine.

» mikemikev - 20-05-02:36 -- people of jewish ancestry have done no damage to europe
May 19, 2014
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