Pastor Martin Lindstedt is currently being cloned by Dual Seedline Clown Identists for their 10,000 Lindstedts Project™.
Pastor Lindstedt supplements his income by selling tiny trolls carved from bars of soap on E-bay.
Martin Lindstedt was the lead singer of Alice In Chains, but was kicked out of the band for trying to prion poison Jerry Cantrell and was replaced by Layne Staley. (see "Mamzer in The Box" - unplugged demo.)
Martin Lindstedt insists on having fish-sticks and cabbage for dinner every Tuesday, and has for the past 37 years.
Pastor Lindstedt is currently hiding from Pastor Mr. Bill, who says he, "can eat more spaghetti than that wimp Lindstedt any day of the week"...except Tuesdays, as he also insists on having fishsticks and cabbage every Tuesday and has for the last 37 years, 7 months and 2 weeks. (6 months and 1 week longer than Lindstedt, he points out.) 
Marty comes from a long line of Rabbis. Marty is a master at performing the Mezizah. He even does his best to practice his technique on white children.
Marty has opened a combination kibbutz, junkyard, and homosexual male orgy room on land he owns in Missouri. He is currently recruiting methheads, diseased meltdowns, and other undesirable malfunctions to join him.