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  1. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    I bet his mother worked overtime so he could enjoy his 60 inch tv. Welp, don't be his mom and expect anything less.
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    wat happened was he got rlly paranoid and was pacing around. I didn`t understand why. Then he started jabbering about him not liking gay sex and didn`t want me to have sex with him. I felt very offended so i decided to troll him and make his trip even worse by asking him if he ever feared his neighbour coming over to his place and rayping him. Then he ran into his house and locked his door and wouldn`t let me in.

    I talked to him about a year or so ago and shook his hand, he still to this day thinks i tried to rayp him.
  3. Apocales 4:35a.m. just one more episode..

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    Can you please stop quoting Breck's diary? Faggotry isn't permitted here.
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    1. A moment ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      wire cutters and split those lobes
    2. A moment ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      I couldn't deal with that shit boyo
    3. A moment ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      island of dr. moreau level disturbing

    4. A moment ago - [IMG] Bluto:
      arrested on suspicion o' second degree riotin' in state capitol
    5. A moment ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      that shit is disturbing
    6. A moment ago - [IMG] VisKnut:
      fuck yeah
    7. 1 minute ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      all people with attached earlobes should be euthanized
    8. 1 minute ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      he has creepy attached ears like a fuckin' monkey
    9. 1 minute ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      we'll probably never find out
    10. 1 minute ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      i'm dying to know the real reason that cunt ran with tim kaine of all people

    11. 2 minutes ago - [IMG] Bluto:
      [IMG] Tim Kaine's hippy bum son- not his Marine son- arrested da o'er day in Timmy's home state o' Minnesota protestin' TRuMP

    12. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] Bluto:
      Kreepy Kandy Kaine
    13. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      [IMG]
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  6. Johnson tea. earl grey. hot.

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    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: And the janitor will toss ur mortal remains in the garbage
    1 minute ago - fuz al-nufi: Who will move someday and forget them in his shitty apartment
    1 minute ago - fuz al-nufi: Ur ashes will be given to ur wife's son
    3 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: When most of us die well end up in the trash
    6 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: Nothing is made to last it's designed to break and u need to buy more trash
    6 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: Everything is trash and trashable
    8 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: Really difficult to get quality anything in our time
    8 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: Everything is garbage shit
    9 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: I've gone through 3 HDMI cables in 3 years
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    big fitzin
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  8. Mandalore in recovery from sobriety

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    My HDMI cables last a lot longer than my TVs and monitors
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    I got this massively long HDMI cable, I think it's 35ft that I bought cause I hate wires showing and had to run it from the modem to my PS3 which was in another room. I hate WiFi, so this was the best solution. That was 8 years ago and it still works fine, altho, 1 pc,1 Ps3, 2 TVs, 3 routers later it still works fine.
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    i always endup fucking them up by tripping over them or yanking on them accidentally. Doesn't take much to break them(at least in my own experience).
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    1. Today at 2:53 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      ur mom is nigger central
    2. Today at 2:50 PM - [IMG] Johnson:
      canada is nigger central
    3. Today at 2:49 PM - [IMG] fuz al-nufi:
      move to canada
    4. Today at 2:46 PM - [IMG] Daniel #:
      only in dream land sorry to have to say
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      When is "A Day Without A Nigger" gonna happen?
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      niggers
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    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: i should kidnap her
    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: i think she likes me
    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: neiss combo
    A moment ago - fuz al-nufi: got that fat ass and small tits combo
    1 minute ago - fuz al-nufi: boatrocker would giver her at least a 9
    1 minute ago - fuz al-nufi: so she can pull off chunky
    2 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: very pretty face and has the body type that carries fat well
    2 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: most would probaly give her a seven but to me shes a ten
    3 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: im not always at guessing age, i'd say 19 at the least and 25 at the oldest
    4 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: she works there
    4 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: i think im in love with this chunky blonde i periodically see at the liquor store
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    18 minutes ago - Giada: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... FOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKer!


    :salowhoa:
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  14. Johnson tea. earl grey. hot.

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    29 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: a dickhead
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    1. 56 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      So do niggers.
    2. 56 minutes ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      i like watermelon
    3. 56 minutes ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      just chattin' about watermelon
    4. 56 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Why?
    5. 56 minutes ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      why not
    6. 57 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      No.
    7. 57 minutes ago - [IMG] Roy Fokker:
      Ohhh I remember the gist :lol: Celsus said the Christians are always accusing each other of being blasphemers, slanderers, etc. :agree:
    8. 57 minutes ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      do you like watermelon
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    Fitz, no girl with less than a generous D-cup can pull off "chunky". Bitches with small titties ALWAYS look like total dogshit with even a few extra pounds. It must be related to hormone levels. I fucking promise you that her ass is saggy, lumpy, wide and yet somehow still kinda flat when you get her drawers off. Trust me on this one.
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    1. 3 minutes ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      thank fuck i still want to signal to the world that i want all muds beaten to death so i will just shave it again at some point
    2. 4 minutes ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      and not the graceful skirted egg type shit either but the one where you retain a dumbass strand of cat-anus hair in the middle of your dome
    3. 5 minutes ago - [IMG] Johnson:
      ive let my hair grow for the past few months after shaving it religiously for the past 17 years and ive discovered i have ridiculous male pattern baldness
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    not tru theres lots of fat assed small titted women that are hot. To me small tits are preferable. I usully dont like giant floppy udders.

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    4 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: u could have beautiful hair like me
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    5 minutes ago - fuz al-nufi: johnson i wll grow my hair and shave it off so u can make a toupee
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